What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

After a few moments he returns.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

How did Nickelback gain a large fan base despite criticism of their music?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Yes sir it is.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

What's the funniest thing you heard in a movie theater?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

{RING} {RING}

Why are people nowadays so into anal sex?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Sure no problem officer.

What are some good inspirational movies?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

HELLO

When have you been in an accident where the other person involved blatantly lied to the police about what transpired?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.